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Trying (and Failing) to Surf at Bondi Beach, Sydney

2015-06-10 · Updated: 2026-08-11 · Original (Korean)

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The view of Bondi Beach yesterday was so beautiful that we both decided we absolutely had to go surfing here. To make sure we could hit the waves early in the morning, we kept our drinking to a minimum and managed our condition. Finally, the morning of the big day arrived.

Let's go to Bondi Beach!!

But unlike me, my friend insisted that we still needed to eat breakfast and headed straight for Subway. I'm starting to wonder if he's my friend or just some middle-aged guy from next door.

People walking on a street under a Subway sign.
Let's eat first.
Various sandwich ingredients like bell peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, and onions displayed in containers.
A hand paying with a card at a checkout counter where a plastic bag containing Subway wrappers is placed.
There's absolutely no difference between a Subway in Australia and the one in front of my office. (Is that too obvious?) Oh! If there's one difference, it's that they can't really understand what I'm saying?
A person wearing a hat sitting on a bench at the Hyde Park South bus stop.
We took a bus from Hyde Park to Bondi Beach. I don't remember the exact location or bus number because I was just following that guy confidently holding his Subway sandwich. Checking Google Maps now, I think it was bus 330. The fare was roughly 8 dollars for the two of us...
A person wearing a red shirt and a hat tagging a card on a bus card reader.
The reason I'm so vague about this is because my friend/tour guide took care of absolutely everything.
Inside a bus with red patterned seats and yellow handles.
View out a bus window showing trees and a building hung with rainbow Mardi Gras banners.

Taking the city bus showed us a different side of Sydney compared to yesterday. One thing that caught my eye was those rainbow flags. I asked what was going on, and apparently, they hung rainbow flags representing homosexuality all over Sydney for the gay pride parade happening next week. In Korea, homosexuality is still often seen as "wrong," but in Australia, it seems to be accepted as just "different." (Even considering cultural differences, I personally think the gay pride parades back home can be a bit extreme.) There are probably many reasons for it, but people here definitely don't seem to care much about how others live or how others view them.

A hand holding a Subway sandwich with a bite taken out of it against a street background.
The taste of Subway after arriving! Even this basic sandwich tastes amazing when you eat it by the ocean.
A sign announcing free beach Wi-Fi attached to a metal structure.
We let out all sorts of exclamations when we saw this sign, but it was free Wi-Fi that our phones couldn't even connect to. Nothing in life is free.
A beachside street lined with shops including Surfworld and a souvenir store.

First, we needed to rent surfboards, so we walked into the most decent-looking shop we passed by. As written out front, the price was 15 dollars for 1 hour and 25 dollars for 2 hours. We figured anything over two hours would be pushing it, so we rented them for exactly two hours. There are several shops, but the prices are pretty much identical, so there's no real need to shop around.

People browsing inside a surf shop lined with surfboards.

The shop had many types of boards, but for beginners like us, the fancy ones were out of reach. We confidently shouted, "Board for beginner!!" and rented soft longboards. Oh, you absolutely need an ID and a credit card to rent one. So make sure to bring your passport, a copy of your passport, and a credit card.

And you shouldn't get confused about your own name and get mistaken for a thief like a certain someone. I mean... does it make sense to not recognize your own name, try to pay with someone else's credit card, and get accused of stealing? Lol.

A person wearing a hat walking on the sandy beach looking at the ocean with a white surfboard tucked under their arm.
Two green surfboards placed on a white sandy beach with people resting in the background.
People sunbathing on the beach and buildings on a cliff across the water.
Walking to the beach with fierce determination.

We headed toward the ocean with fierce determination. I pictured exactly how I would get into the water and when I would catch a wave. After thoroughly warming up, we ran into the ocean to become one with the waves for two hours.

And we didn't stand up a single time. Not even once. Far from becoming one with the waves, the ocean just pushed us away as if telling us to get out. I wanted to make the excuse that the waves were too low, but everyone else was surfing just fine. It's weird... I stood up and surfed perfectly well in Bali... We struggled for two hours trying to make it happen at least once, but the result was so miserable and embarrassing that I just wanted to go back to Seoul.

People relaxing on a beach under a cloudless blue sky.
Not a single cloud in the sky, and not a single footprint on my surfboard.
A person practicing surfing poses on a green surfboard placed on the sand.
A person getting on a green surfboard on the sand to practice surfing poses.
Ending up just posing on land. Even if it was embarrassing, I had to at least do this.
Back view of a person wearing a rash guard sitting on a towel on the beach and looking at the ocean.
A person looking at a mobile phone while sitting on a towel on the white sand, along with other beachgoers.
A man defeated by the ocean.
A beach scene with people sunbathing under a blue sky and a yellow lifeguard board.
A wide beach showing people resting under parasols and buildings on a hill.
Even though I didn't catch a single wave, this beach is absolutely amazing. For the first time, I actually thought about wanting to live here.
#I will relearn how to surf even if I have to go to Yangyang #Should I go back to Bali #So freaking annoyed