Banya at a Dacha: Russian Sauna in St. Petersburg
After finishing my tour of the Hermitage, I headed to the meeting spot to see Timur, one of the main reasons I came to Russia. He's a friend I got close with while working on the same project at my previous company. Whenever he visited Korea, he would boast about St. Petersburg and talk my ear off about how I absolutely had to visit. The one thing he always brought up was the "Russian sauna." He practically sang its praises, insisting that if I came, we had to do a Russian sauna together, even if we did nothing else.
At 5 PM, we hopped in a car at the Four Seasons Hotel where we met and drove for about an hour out of St. Petersburg. Timur lives in a place called Shlisselburg. I heard that areas influenced by Germany have "burg" at the end of their names. After passing through Shlisselburg, we arrived at an area packed with charming little houses. This is exactly where you'll find a cluster of "dachas," the summer houses that every Russian dreams of owning. A dacha is a summer cottage that was distributed one per family during the Soviet era to help solve food shortages. Since solving the food problem was the primary goal, each dacha has its own field or small farm. That tradition continues today, so many families still own a dacha, and I heard that having one is a sign of wealth. So I looked at it with admiration, only for Timur to tell me it wasn't his house, but his father-in-law's. That meant he brought a friend over to his father-in-law's vacation home... and sure enough, the whole family was there.


For the first time in a while, I had a proper, cozy dinner outside. (With vodka, of course.) While eating, I listened to his incredibly stoic father-in-law's military stories and ate until I was ready to burst, thanks to his mother-in-law's endless refills. Afterward, we took a short walk to digest and then began the sauna experience. It was a strange, awkward situation—doing a sauna with Timur and his father-in-law, whom I had just met—but there was no turning back now. The Russian sauna, called a banya, is the complete opposite of a Korean sauna. While we absolutely never go into a sauna after drinking, here it feels like they do the sauna just to make the alcohol taste better. It's a continuous cycle of drinking and sweating. First, you kick things off by taking three or four shots of vodka before entering the sauna. After your first 10 to 15-minute sauna session, you come back out and drink beer with some snacks. And you just keep repeating this routine for as long as you can endure it. That's the banya (баня). They enjoy the booze and the sauna so relentlessly that it makes Koreans—who forbid sauna entry after drinking—look a bit weak. Plus, I experienced the bizarre phenomenon of sobering up right after stepping out of the sauna, which made it impossible to stop.




In Korea or other countries, when people think of "entertaining clients," golf or hostess bars usually come to mind first, but in Russia, I'm told the sauna is the go-to. It makes sense. When you drink, talk for hours, and occasionally smack each other with the white birch branches commonly found in Russia, you can't help but get close. The true beauty of this Russian wet sauna hits you when you lie down in bed afterward. I lay down, and I have no memory after that.
I don't know where I read this, but they say if a Russian invites you to their home, you should show up starving and assume you won't be going home that night. In my case, sleeping at my friend's father-in-law's house felt a bit weird, so I fully intended to just eat dinner and head back. But this guy told me he couldn't drive because he drank, so I had to sleep over. On top of that, he brought out every beer and bottle of vodka in the house. If you ever have the good fortune of being invited over in Russia, just accept that you'll be drinking heavily and spending the night.



Expenses
- Morning hamburger and beer combo 430RUB
- Hermitage admission 500RUB, audio guide 500RUB
- Book 450RUB
Total Expenses 1880RUB
Total Trip Expenses 525,936 KRW + 38,555RUB + $152.26